Global warming my ass!

It's April 7th and there's at least six inches of snow on the ground. Ironic timing for the IPoCC's "Oh Shit, Oh Fuck, Oh God, We're All Going To Die From Global Warming" report which was released to much fanfare yesterday.

Update: At 09.00 Easter morning, we're up to 18" of snow and it's still coming down.

Update #2: At 12.30, we're up to 2' of "global warming goodness" with more falling.

[To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"]

Hey Al Gore, are you seeing
It's mid-April; we're skiing!
I'd go fly a kite,
But it snowed last night
It's a global warming wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird
'Cause it's cold; And have you heard
We all think you're nuts?
We're freezing our butts
It's a global warming wonderland

Yesterday they cancelled the big ballgame;
Snow so thick the pitchers couldn't pitch
Why's it only rich countries that y'all blame?
(Truth that's inconvenient's such a bitch!)

Ecoweenies conspire
Their predictions are dire
The claims we'll all bake
Are clearly all fake
It's a global warming wonderland

In the meadow we could build a snowman
When we should be out there planting stuff
I think climate change is just a strawman
Hope this weather causes folks to call your bluff

So it's spring, but it's snowing
And the data is growing
To show that your claim
Is totally lame
It's a global warming wonderland