Islamic nations establish science network!

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By Wagdy Sawahel

Islamic nations will set up a network to explore the relationship between religion and science, according to a report on the Science and Development Network website (www.scidev.net).

Note that "scidev.net" backwards is "ten.vedics", no doubt a veiled (heh!) reference to the Aryans who settled India ca.1500 B.C. and the fact that even 3500 years ago, Germans were ten times more efficient at exterminating Jews than present day Islamists.

Ethical issues have been at the forefront of debates among the scientific and Islamic communities in recent years, as scientists have pushed the boundaries of research into economically significant fields such as biotechnology, genetically modified crops to survive drought and fight hunger and stem cell research with the potential to combat debilitating diseases.

Not to mention even more pressing ethical and scientific issues like "Jews: Transgenic Descendants of Apes, Pigs and Dogs", "'Frankenstein': Classic Novel or Zionist Plot to Create Legions of Undead Super-Jews for Controlling the Banking Industry?" and "Jack & Jill (If Those Are Their Real Names): Were They Fetching Water or Poisoning the Well?".

Abdulaziz Othman Altwaijri, director general of the Morocco-based Islamic Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation, said the network was needed to strengthen scientific research.

Giving-up filthy Seventh Century practices might jump-start the whole business, but that's probably asking way too much.

"Our Ummah [community] witnesses a lack of interest in keeping pace with the latest scientific and technological developments," Altwajiri said. The Islamic community "has the lowest levels of scientific and technological development among all nations and suffers from a poor scientific infrastructure at all levels."

Because of the wide-spread belief that virtually all scientific advances (except those which might lead to the immediate gratification of killing Jews) are tools of Shaitan.

Just like Jews themselves.

He said consolidating Islamic solidarity would help confront the challenges they face. The new network. which will consist of scholars, scientists, technologists and researchers from Islamic countries, will monitor and analyse the applications of new developments biotechnology, nanotechnology and information technology.

To investigate their usefulness in killing Jews. And later, kuffars.

It will assess their ethical and legal — with regards to Islamic law — impact on society.

This may take them some time, given that nearly everything is evil, save treating women and children like chattel, murdering unbelievers (especially Jews), beheading, stoning, shooting, stabbing, asphyxiating, crushing, poisoning and exploding.

The new network will also issue guidelines for ethicists, scientists, policymakers and the general public.

It will likely consist of "dead kuffars make the baby Mohammed laugh."

In addition, the network will seek to promote an Islamic scientific culture through training programmes on the ethical responsibility of scientists.

"Islamic scientific culture" is a sad joke equivalent to "Congressional ethics." Their last scientific advance was the invention of "zero", which is the answer to the perennial query "how many Jews are an acceptable number?"

Athar Osama, founder and coordinator of the Pakistan Research Support Network, said Muslim scientists need a broader consensus to reassure them of what scientific practices are in line with Islamic values.

That's easy: none. But Allah will look the other way if it leads to murdering unbelievers, because he is a swell deity.

Pa Tamba Ngom, a researcher at the Nutrition Programme of Medical Research Council, The Gambia, warned of the risk of isolating Islamic scientists.

"While it is important to have such an Islamic boost for science, [one should not] lose sight of the fact that scientific research is heavily hinged on global collaboration. A balance must be reached between the benefits of an Islamic boost for science and the realities of the present day situation," he told SciDev.Net.

Mr. Ngom further stated that, "Goat carts and sailing ships may not be the most efficient method of delivering weapons of mass destruction. But we believe we're very close to a breakthrough in flying carpet technology."

The Islamic Ethical Network on Science and Technology was announced at the third Islamic Conference of the Ministers of Higher Education and Scientific Research held in Kuwait in November. It was attended by representatives from 56 states and 30 regional and international organisations.

Scientists, technologists and science policymakers from Islamic, Arab and international academic organisations attended the conference, which was organised by the Morocco-based Islamic Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation. The next conference will be held in two years' time.

At which time they hope to have a symposium on the magic phrase "seem seem sallabeem" and its usefulness to invoke djinns.

To prevent the continuing brain drain, participants suggested that Islamic countries increase academic opportunities and facilities for higher education and training, particularly at postgraduate research levels.

A motion to discourage young men and women from blowing themselves to smithereens was unanimously rejected as "too radical".

The conference also agreed to increase scientific cooperation between countries. - SciDev.Net

This will be initiated by an open and frank discussion of self-flagellation technologies.