"Grandma Got Run Over By A Race Bus"

Thanks to BrendaK for the idea!

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Grandma got run over by a race bus
When Obama ran for President
'Cause she's just a "typical white person"
Hope she tells her grandson to "get bent"

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All she did was try to raise him
Nurture him and give him lots of love
But to her sad consternation
She found that all it got her was a shove

In a speech on Tuesday mornin'
By her dear grandson Barack
He placed a brand on her forehead
And discriminatin' stab marks on her back

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Barry ain't so proud of grandma
'Cause she happens to be white
I was really touched to hear him
Fuck her over while he tried to be contrite

In his church full of hatred
For anyone who's not black
He's learned a lot from his Pastor
Jeremiah Wright, who's totally whack

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Now his goose is slowly cooking
And his campaign's nearly through
As a dyed-in-the-wool bigot
He can always blame his failure on the Jews

I've appalled my friends and neighbors
With opinions which are blunt
I just hope they won't be voting
For this man (who's wife Michelle is quite a cunt)

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