Yet more male enhancement spam fun
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There is a reason why superman wears his underwear on the outside.Well, at least that way, his underwear never gets shit-stained.
Your erected size will shock everyone, including yourself!Does it become an electric eel of some sort? zOMG!!1!
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Nothing beats a huge stickExcept an even huger stick. Or a gun. Probably a nuke, too.
Your newly increased pole will stimulate more receptors inside your lassie!But what if I don't own a collie (with or without "receptors")?
Once she claps her eyes on your increased and more mighty tool, she's yours for the taking!I'd prefer that "clap" not be mentioned in the same sentence with my "mighty tool".
Rocket rod pleases girlsCool...I've always wanted a hydrazine-powered penis.
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Girls will hunt you in the streets!Oh swell...I've always wanted to be a trophy. Which head will she mount?
This remedy is in aid of your most painful weakness - small dimensions!But what if I'm not claustrophobic?
Hit a home run every day with your rocket armIn addition to sounding painful (especially if it means whacking my own balls out of the park), I suspect this would violate the rules of Major League Baseball.
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